The Year 2038 problem The Year 2000 problem is
understood by most people these days because of the
large amount of media attention it received. Most
programs written in the C programming language are
relatively immune to the Y2K problem, but suffer
instead from the Year 2038 problem. This problem
arises because most C programs use a library of
routines called the standard time library (time.h).
This library establishes a standard 4-byte format for
the storage of time values, and also provides a number
of functions for converting, displaying and
calculating time values. The standard 4-byte format
assumes that the beginning of time is January 1, 1970,
at 12:00:00 a.m. This value is 0. Any time/date value
is expressed as the number of seconds following that
zero value. So the value 919642718 is 919,642,718
seconds past 12:00:00 a.m. on January 1, 1970, which
is Sunday, February 21, 1999, at 16:18:38 Pacific time
(U.S.). This is a convenient format because if you
subtract any two values, what you get is a number of
seconds that is the time difference between them. Then
you can use other functions in the library to
determine how many minutes/hours/days/months/years
have passed between the two times. If you have read
the Tech Touch on Bits and Bytes, you know that a
signed 4-byte integer has a maximum value of
2,147,483,647, and this is where the Year 2038 problem
comes from. The maximum value of time before it rolls
over to a negative (and invalid) value is
2,147,483,647, which translates into January 19, 2038.
On this date, any C programs that use the standard
time library will start to have problems with date
calculations. This problem is somewhat easier to fix
than the Y2K problem on mainframes, fortunately.
Well-written programs can simply be recompiled with a
new version of the library that uses, for example,
8-byte values for the storage format. This is possible
because the library encapsulates the whole time
activity with its own time types and functions (unlike
most mainframe programs, which did not standardize
their date formats or calculations). So the Year 2038
problem should not be nearly as hard to fix as the Y2K
problem was. An alert reader was kind enough to point
out that IBM PC hardware suffers from the Year 2116
problem. For a PC , the beginning of time starts at
January 1, 1980, and increments by seconds in an
unsigned 32-bit integer in a manner similar to UNIX
time. By 2116, the integer overflows. Windows NT uses
a 64-bit integer to track time. However, it uses 100
nanoseconds as its increment and the beginning of time
is January 1, 1601, so NT suffers from the Year 2184
problem.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Saturday, March 04, 2006
झाड़ू की आदत
वो, जो पहले नासमझ था । ये धर्म शिक्षा तथागत ने दी जब वह जटावन में रह रहे थे, महानीय सम्मुंजनी के बारे में ।
ये महानीय , प्रतीत होता है, झाड़ू लगाते रहते थे, सुबह से शाम तक । एक दिन वो झाड़ू लेकर महानीय रेवत के कमरे में गए, जो वहाँ हमेशा की तरह बैठे थे । इस पर महानीय सम्मुंजनी ने सोचा "ये आलसी जनता के चढ़ावे के खा के, आराम करता है । इसे कम से कम एक कमरे में झाड़ू तो लगानी चाहिए ।" तो महानीय रेवत ने उन्हें कहा " नहा के मेरे पास आओ" । महानीय सम्मुंजनी नहाने के बाद आए ।
महानीय रेवत ने उन्हें कहा "भाई, भिक्षु को हर समय झाड़ू नहीं लगानी चाहिए । सुबह झाड़ू लगाने के बाद उसे भिक्षा के लिए जाना चाहिए । उसके बाद उसे ध्यान कक्ष में बैठ कर शरीर के बत्तीस अंगों का ध्यान करना चाहिए । उसे ध्यान रहना चाहिए शरीर की नश्वारता का । शाम को उसे उठ कर फिर से झाड़ू लगानी चाहिए । मगर उसे पूरे दिन झाड़ू नहीं लगानी चाहिए । कुछ समय आराम भी करना चाहिए । " महानीय सम्मुंजनी ने बात को माना, और जल्दी ही ज्ञान प्राप्त लर अरिहंत हो गए ।
लेकिन उसके बाद, कमरों में कचड़ा भरा रहने लगा । तो भिक्षुओं ने कहा, " महानीय सम्मुंजनी, आप झाड़ू क्यों नहीं लगाते, कमरों में कचरा भरा रहता है ?" तो वो बोले "महानीयों, पहले मैं नासमझ था, अब मुझे समझ आ गयी है ।" तो भिक्षुओं ने बुद्ध को मामला बताया और बोले, " ये महानीय कहते कुछ हैं, और करते कुछ और हैं ।" तो बुद्ध बोले, " मेरा पुत्र महानीय सच कहता है, पहले उसे समझ नहीं थी, तब वो झाड़ू लगाता रहता था । अब वो ध्यान के आनन्द में मस्त रहता है । इसलिए अब वो झाड़ू नहीं लगाता ।" और उन्होनें ये दोहा कहा ,
१७२ वो, जो पहले नासमझ था, नासमझ नहीं है,
प्रकाश फैलाता है जगत में, जैसे बादलों से मुक्त चाँद ।
वो, जो पहले नासमझ था । ये धर्म शिक्षा तथागत ने दी जब वह जटावन में रह रहे थे, महानीय सम्मुंजनी के बारे में ।
ये महानीय , प्रतीत होता है, झाड़ू लगाते रहते थे, सुबह से शाम तक । एक दिन वो झाड़ू लेकर महानीय रेवत के कमरे में गए, जो वहाँ हमेशा की तरह बैठे थे । इस पर महानीय सम्मुंजनी ने सोचा "ये आलसी जनता के चढ़ावे के खा के, आराम करता है । इसे कम से कम एक कमरे में झाड़ू तो लगानी चाहिए ।" तो महानीय रेवत ने उन्हें कहा " नहा के मेरे पास आओ" । महानीय सम्मुंजनी नहाने के बाद आए ।
महानीय रेवत ने उन्हें कहा "भाई, भिक्षु को हर समय झाड़ू नहीं लगानी चाहिए । सुबह झाड़ू लगाने के बाद उसे भिक्षा के लिए जाना चाहिए । उसके बाद उसे ध्यान कक्ष में बैठ कर शरीर के बत्तीस अंगों का ध्यान करना चाहिए । उसे ध्यान रहना चाहिए शरीर की नश्वारता का । शाम को उसे उठ कर फिर से झाड़ू लगानी चाहिए । मगर उसे पूरे दिन झाड़ू नहीं लगानी चाहिए । कुछ समय आराम भी करना चाहिए । " महानीय सम्मुंजनी ने बात को माना, और जल्दी ही ज्ञान प्राप्त लर अरिहंत हो गए ।
लेकिन उसके बाद, कमरों में कचड़ा भरा रहने लगा । तो भिक्षुओं ने कहा, " महानीय सम्मुंजनी, आप झाड़ू क्यों नहीं लगाते, कमरों में कचरा भरा रहता है ?" तो वो बोले "महानीयों, पहले मैं नासमझ था, अब मुझे समझ आ गयी है ।" तो भिक्षुओं ने बुद्ध को मामला बताया और बोले, " ये महानीय कहते कुछ हैं, और करते कुछ और हैं ।" तो बुद्ध बोले, " मेरा पुत्र महानीय सच कहता है, पहले उसे समझ नहीं थी, तब वो झाड़ू लगाता रहता था । अब वो ध्यान के आनन्द में मस्त रहता है । इसलिए अब वो झाड़ू नहीं लगाता ।" और उन्होनें ये दोहा कहा ,
१७२ वो, जो पहले नासमझ था, नासमझ नहीं है,
प्रकाश फैलाता है जगत में, जैसे बादलों से मुक्त चाँद ।
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Five Do's And Dont's On A Blind Date
1. BE YOUR NORMAL SELF
Dating is all about being yourself and it is important to come across
as a nice guy who is polite and courteous all the time. Remember, things
could take a different shape altogether if the friendship tirns into a
relationship. Don't project yourself as the guy you would like to be - just
be what you are. For instance, if you want to dance, ask your date in a very
straightforward way instead of putting it in a pre planned, superficial
" Can i have the honour of this dance? " kind of way. Your date might just end
up secretly laughing at you.
2. DON'T SHOW OFF
Being honest with your date always helps. Trying to play with words and rattling
off smart-alec comments in James Bond style will unnerve your date. And just because
your date happens to be intellectually inclind, borrowing lines to show off will
fail to create an impression. In fact, it may just end up displaying your ignorance
and lack of originality.
3. DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH OUT OF THE DATE
When one is on a date, the only way to enjoy oneself is to have an open mind.
If you go out on a date expecting your partner to be a stunner or a rocket
scientist, you're most probably going to be disappointed. Remember, trying to
prove your intelligence to your date or her lack of intelligence will not get
your anywhere. In fact, it will just make the atmosphere tense and uneasy.
Try to relax, lose your inhibitions, and have fun. After all, that is the main
reason why the two have you have come on a date in the first place.
4. DON'T BE A PERVERT
Try to keep your focus above her neck-line and don't make your date uneasy by
staring at all the wrong places. Staring and making sexual advances will only
scare your date. Besides, it is highly impolite and it sends out the wrong signals.
5. RULES OF A FIRST DATE
One must not forget that there are certain rules that one should follow on the
first date. These rules were made for a reason and following them will only do
you good. Don't be too presumptuous on your first date. It is not necessary that
your date fall head-over-heels in love with you at first sight, no matter how
good-looking you are. Being a little reserved won't hurt anyone. In any case,
if you pull the wrong string, you will only end up going home with a bad experience.
1. BE YOUR NORMAL SELF
Dating is all about being yourself and it is important to come across
as a nice guy who is polite and courteous all the time. Remember, things
could take a different shape altogether if the friendship tirns into a
relationship. Don't project yourself as the guy you would like to be - just
be what you are. For instance, if you want to dance, ask your date in a very
straightforward way instead of putting it in a pre planned, superficial
" Can i have the honour of this dance? " kind of way. Your date might just end
up secretly laughing at you.
2. DON'T SHOW OFF
Being honest with your date always helps. Trying to play with words and rattling
off smart-alec comments in James Bond style will unnerve your date. And just because
your date happens to be intellectually inclind, borrowing lines to show off will
fail to create an impression. In fact, it may just end up displaying your ignorance
and lack of originality.
3. DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH OUT OF THE DATE
When one is on a date, the only way to enjoy oneself is to have an open mind.
If you go out on a date expecting your partner to be a stunner or a rocket
scientist, you're most probably going to be disappointed. Remember, trying to
prove your intelligence to your date or her lack of intelligence will not get
your anywhere. In fact, it will just make the atmosphere tense and uneasy.
Try to relax, lose your inhibitions, and have fun. After all, that is the main
reason why the two have you have come on a date in the first place.
4. DON'T BE A PERVERT
Try to keep your focus above her neck-line and don't make your date uneasy by
staring at all the wrong places. Staring and making sexual advances will only
scare your date. Besides, it is highly impolite and it sends out the wrong signals.
5. RULES OF A FIRST DATE
One must not forget that there are certain rules that one should follow on the
first date. These rules were made for a reason and following them will only do
you good. Don't be too presumptuous on your first date. It is not necessary that
your date fall head-over-heels in love with you at first sight, no matter how
good-looking you are. Being a little reserved won't hurt anyone. In any case,
if you pull the wrong string, you will only end up going home with a bad experience.
Monday, January 30, 2006
The Positive Approach: "HABITS MAKE YOUR LIFE
Attitudes are nothing more than habits of thoughts. And habits can be acquired. An action repeated becomes an attitude realized. � Unknown
When you choose a habit, you also choose the results of that habit. � Zig Ziglar
Cultivate only the habits that you are willing should master you. � Elbert Hubbard
It is a psychological fact that you can influence your environment and thoughts. If you do so consciously and with high purpose, you can change your habits and attitudes for the better. � Unknown
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into. � Unknown
Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character... � Stephen Covey
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. � Unknown
Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at least becomes man himself. � Evenus
Habits are cobwebs at first; cable at last. � Chinese Proverb
Habits � the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction. You allow them to persist by not seeking any other, better form of satisfying the same needs. Every habit, good or bad, is acquired and learned in the same way � by finding that it is a means of satisfaction. � Juniene Berk
Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny. � Tyron Edwards
Make good habits and they will make you. � Parks Cousins
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters. � Nathaniel Emmons
The best way to stop a bad habit is never to begin it. � James C. Penny
In short, the habits we form fro"
Attitudes are nothing more than habits of thoughts. And habits can be acquired. An action repeated becomes an attitude realized. � Unknown
When you choose a habit, you also choose the results of that habit. � Zig Ziglar
Cultivate only the habits that you are willing should master you. � Elbert Hubbard
It is a psychological fact that you can influence your environment and thoughts. If you do so consciously and with high purpose, you can change your habits and attitudes for the better. � Unknown
Good habits are formed; bad habits we fall into. � Unknown
Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character... � Stephen Covey
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. � Unknown
Habit, my friend, is practice long pursued, that at least becomes man himself. � Evenus
Habits are cobwebs at first; cable at last. � Chinese Proverb
Habits � the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction. You allow them to persist by not seeking any other, better form of satisfying the same needs. Every habit, good or bad, is acquired and learned in the same way � by finding that it is a means of satisfaction. � Juniene Berk
Thoughts lead on to purposes; purposes go forth in action; actions form habits; habits decide character; and character fixes our destiny. � Tyron Edwards
Make good habits and they will make you. � Parks Cousins
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters. � Nathaniel Emmons
The best way to stop a bad habit is never to begin it. � James C. Penny
In short, the habits we form fro"
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
To love without condition.................................to talk without intention..............to give without reason ................. and to care without expectation..........is the heart of a true friend......... forward this to all the people whom u consider as ur true friend. dont forget to send it back to me !! if u consider me as ur frnd.... Yellow rose is the sign of friendship - I value yours. Today is world's online friend day. Send this to your online friends, even me, if I'm one of them. And see how many you get today.
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Of Mind, Body, and Spirit
Downward spirals come in many different shapes of whirlpools, and some are far easier to swim out of than others. Take the past month or month and a half in my life for example; I have been straight up miserable.
This past week I've been focusing on getting myself back together, and after working out, reading, and going out numerous times I now feel so much incredibly better! It's amazing how interconnected the mind, body, and spirit are. I mean, if I work out and treat my body well physically, mentally I feel much better. If I couple that with reading and thinking then I'll feel even better yet physically, and so on...
Much of my misery comes from my ex girlfriend. She is going through a rather rough time at the moment, and it really brings me down to see her like this, especially when I know that there's nothing more I can do for her. She basically shut me out and won't talk to me about anything... She broke up with me essentially because she can't handle a committed relationship. I'm really worried about her. The only time I've really gotten to talk to her since we broke up is in several minute intervals where she's unbelievably smashed. That and she has been sleeping A LOT and simply refuses to go to a doctor.
What's a boy to do...
Downward spirals come in many different shapes of whirlpools, and some are far easier to swim out of than others. Take the past month or month and a half in my life for example; I have been straight up miserable.
This past week I've been focusing on getting myself back together, and after working out, reading, and going out numerous times I now feel so much incredibly better! It's amazing how interconnected the mind, body, and spirit are. I mean, if I work out and treat my body well physically, mentally I feel much better. If I couple that with reading and thinking then I'll feel even better yet physically, and so on...
Much of my misery comes from my ex girlfriend. She is going through a rather rough time at the moment, and it really brings me down to see her like this, especially when I know that there's nothing more I can do for her. She basically shut me out and won't talk to me about anything... She broke up with me essentially because she can't handle a committed relationship. I'm really worried about her. The only time I've really gotten to talk to her since we broke up is in several minute intervals where she's unbelievably smashed. That and she has been sleeping A LOT and simply refuses to go to a doctor.
What's a boy to do...
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Friday, December 02, 2005
I Give to you
A fire to light inside your heart,
to feel the warm embers glow.
A piece of the sun's warm rays,
to bask in it's fiery show.
I Give to you
A piece of a rainbow to color your world,
when all seems totally gray.
Some roses for the sweet perfume,
to kiss your senses with its bouquet.
I Give to you
A sprinkling of some twinkling stars,
to wish upon at night.
The morning dew to kiss the day,
To bask in it's delight.
I Give to you
A summer's breeze to caress your face,
to show that someone cares.
The sweet song of the nightingale,
to remind you that I am always there.
I Give to you
My lasting friendship, always true.
A gift of love to hold inside,
whenever you feel blue,
or just because you need a friend.
This friend....that will always be there for you!!
Author Unknown
A fire to light inside your heart,
to feel the warm embers glow.
A piece of the sun's warm rays,
to bask in it's fiery show.
I Give to you
A piece of a rainbow to color your world,
when all seems totally gray.
Some roses for the sweet perfume,
to kiss your senses with its bouquet.
I Give to you
A sprinkling of some twinkling stars,
to wish upon at night.
The morning dew to kiss the day,
To bask in it's delight.
I Give to you
A summer's breeze to caress your face,
to show that someone cares.
The sweet song of the nightingale,
to remind you that I am always there.
I Give to you
My lasting friendship, always true.
A gift of love to hold inside,
whenever you feel blue,
or just because you need a friend.
This friend....that will always be there for you!!
Author Unknown
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Creamy fence to wild grass makes sense!
Cup of Ice Cream melting into a stream!
An intricate microbe put under a strobe;
Greener the trouble, likely always there to double;
Zest to test,
Care even the corn even if u are torn!
That is what I intend to do!!!
*********************************
* If there is breath, *
* If there is beat, *
* If there is sense, *
* If there is reflex, *
* *
* THERE SHOULD BE A HUMAN! *
*********************************
Don't help if you can't; Just don't HURT, even if you can!
Cup of Ice Cream melting into a stream!
An intricate microbe put under a strobe;
Greener the trouble, likely always there to double;
Zest to test,
Care even the corn even if u are torn!
That is what I intend to do!!!
*********************************
* If there is breath, *
* If there is beat, *
* If there is sense, *
* If there is reflex, *
* *
* THERE SHOULD BE A HUMAN! *
*********************************
Don't help if you can't; Just don't HURT, even if you can!
Friday, November 25, 2005
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password hack honay say darti thi
jab bhi milti mujsay.
mujse poocha karti thi yeh password hack kese hota hai
yeh password kese hota hai.
aur main yeh hi kah pata tha.
messenger khula ho ya band
password tu hack hota hai
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ajj hi yaroo kisi ko hack kar kay dekhen gay hum
hacking hoti hai kese kar kay dekhen gay hum
kis kay messenger main add huway buddies ko hum nay churaliye
kisi kay inbox ki email hum nay oradi
ae yaar net pay koi kisi ka na hota hai
kese kahoon main oo yaraa yeh password kese hack hota hai
kya yeh hai chatting ka jaduu jab koi sign in hota hai
block kar kay sub females kay peechay hota hai
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jo asl chat pay hoo likha woo aksar hi jhot hota hai
kese kahoon main oo yara yeh password kese hack hota hai
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chori chori chopkay chopkay Email likha karti thi
messenger use kar na tha os ko
password hack honay say darti thi
jab bhi milti mujsay.
mujse poocha karti thi yeh password hack kese hota hai
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aur main yeh hi kah pata tha.
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ajj hi yaroo kisi ko hack kar kay dekhen gay hum
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kis kay messenger main add huway buddies ko hum nay churaliye
kisi kay inbox ki email hum nay oradi
ae yaar net pay koi kisi ka na hota hai
kese kahoon main oo yaraa yeh password kese hack hota hai
kya yeh hai chatting ka jaduu jab koi sign in hota hai
block kar kay sub females kay peechay hota hai
door kaheen computer par banay ladkiyan
kun janay koi hacker kab kese kahan milay
jo asl chat pay hoo likha woo aksar hi jhot hota hai
kese kahoon main oo yara yeh password kese hack hota hai
शाम
पहले,
जब शाम आती थी,
तो सूरज ऊंघता था,
अपने नीले बिछौने में.
और ढक लेता था,
अपना चेहरा
उस लाल चादर में.
और दूसरे छोर पे
चांद मुस्कुराया करता था,
उसकी बेचारगी पे.
बैठती थी शाम,
मेरे बगल कि,
उस खाली कुर्सी पे
मुस्कुराता हुआ
चेहरा,
शाम का,
रोकता था हर पल को,
कि हो ना जाये
रात,
देखते ही देखते
गुज़र जाया करता था,
जाने कितना ही वक्त,
शाम के साथ.
इक उम्र गुज़र गई,
और कुछ भी तो नहीं बदला.
अब भी
सूरज वही लाल चादर ओढे,
चेहरा ढक लेता है
और चांद,
अब भी,
वैसे ही मुस्कुराता है,
अगर कुछ बदल गया है,
तो सिर्फ़ इतना
कि
अब शाम नहीं आती
हां ................
वो शाम.......................
वो शाम याद बहुत आती है
पहले,
जब शाम आती थी,
तो सूरज ऊंघता था,
अपने नीले बिछौने में.
और ढक लेता था,
अपना चेहरा
उस लाल चादर में.
और दूसरे छोर पे
चांद मुस्कुराया करता था,
उसकी बेचारगी पे.
बैठती थी शाम,
मेरे बगल कि,
उस खाली कुर्सी पे
मुस्कुराता हुआ
चेहरा,
शाम का,
रोकता था हर पल को,
कि हो ना जाये
रात,
देखते ही देखते
गुज़र जाया करता था,
जाने कितना ही वक्त,
शाम के साथ.
इक उम्र गुज़र गई,
और कुछ भी तो नहीं बदला.
अब भी
सूरज वही लाल चादर ओढे,
चेहरा ढक लेता है
और चांद,
अब भी,
वैसे ही मुस्कुराता है,
अगर कुछ बदल गया है,
तो सिर्फ़ इतना
कि
अब शाम नहीं आती
हां ................
वो शाम.......................
वो शाम याद बहुत आती है
Thursday, November 24, 2005
I am nothing special;of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but i've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough.
friendly,honest,shy,I try to remain happy and make others happy as much as possible ,i prefer listening than speaking, for further details meet me :)
हम क्यों कफन ओढ़ें जो जिंदा साँस हैं,
हम क्यों जहर पीयें कि जब तक आस है,
हौसला बुलंद है जब तक राह में हैं,
दिल में पुखता सा कोई विश्वास है...
I walk through a maze
A long winding road
Where there are many
Intersections and choices
I choose the Love Street
Here I give my heart
I give my attention
I give my all
And I am set free
I choose the Happy Street
Here I give my sadness
My doubts and my fears
I realize that there's
Not much I can do for tomorrow
But be happy for today
I choose the Praise Street
Where I thank my God
For the tears and the laughter
Because I know that
I go through it all
To make me stronger
If life is a choice
Then why do we choose
To hate than to love
To cry than to laugh
To see the clouds
Instead of the beautiful blue skies
When we have only one lifetime
Why do we choose to waste it
On memories of pain
Instead of embracing
The love and happiness
Just waiting to be found
I choose to love
I choose to give
I choose LIFE.......
A careless word may kindle strife; A cruel word may wreck a life; A timely word may level stress ... A loving word may heal and bless"
friendly,honest,shy,I try to remain happy and make others happy as much as possible ,i prefer listening than speaking, for further details meet me :)
हम क्यों कफन ओढ़ें जो जिंदा साँस हैं,
हम क्यों जहर पीयें कि जब तक आस है,
हौसला बुलंद है जब तक राह में हैं,
दिल में पुखता सा कोई विश्वास है...
I walk through a maze
A long winding road
Where there are many
Intersections and choices
I choose the Love Street
Here I give my heart
I give my attention
I give my all
And I am set free
I choose the Happy Street
Here I give my sadness
My doubts and my fears
I realize that there's
Not much I can do for tomorrow
But be happy for today
I choose the Praise Street
Where I thank my God
For the tears and the laughter
Because I know that
I go through it all
To make me stronger
If life is a choice
Then why do we choose
To hate than to love
To cry than to laugh
To see the clouds
Instead of the beautiful blue skies
When we have only one lifetime
Why do we choose to waste it
On memories of pain
Instead of embracing
The love and happiness
Just waiting to be found
I choose to love
I choose to give
I choose LIFE.......
A careless word may kindle strife; A cruel word may wreck a life; A timely word may level stress ... A loving word may heal and bless"
OU ARE
As innocent as a flower
As sweet as cherry pie
As beautiful as a sunset
As bright as a firefly
As clever as a musician
As romantic as a red rose
As genuine as a teardrop
As funny as a clown’s nose
As honest as a young child
As fun as a merry-go-round
As rare as a four leaf clover
As down-to-earth as the ground
As friendly as a butterfly
As precious as passing youth
As gorgeous as miss world is
As valuable as pure truth
?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?¯`?
?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?¯`?
whT cAn i saY aBt nEhA.. hE iSs tHE bEst!!!
As innocent as a flower
As sweet as cherry pie
As beautiful as a sunset
As bright as a firefly
As clever as a musician
As romantic as a red rose
As genuine as a teardrop
As funny as a clown’s nose
As honest as a young child
As fun as a merry-go-round
As rare as a four leaf clover
As down-to-earth as the ground
As friendly as a butterfly
As precious as passing youth
As gorgeous as miss world is
As valuable as pure truth
?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?¯`?
?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?´¯`?¯`?
whT cAn i saY aBt nEhA.. hE iSs tHE bEst!!!
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Soft Ware Programming!
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}
struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}
struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}
struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}
struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}
struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}
struct old_lady
{
double chin ;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}
james bond and telegu
On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu
guy.
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "My name is Bond"
Continuing in his inimitable style, " .....James
Bond."
Then Bond asks: "And you?"
Telugu Guy: " My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba
Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda
Venkata Samba Siva
Rao..."
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply
says "James Bond"
sach...
pag pag mei sunahre phool khile, kabhi na ho kanton se samna, jeevan apka khusiyo se bhar jaye yahi hai hamari kamna...
Khusboo ki tarah apke paas bikhar jayenge, sukoon bankar dil mei utar jayenge, jara mahsus to kijiye, dur hote huye bhi paas najar aayenge....
you may have someone in ur heart, you may have someone in ur dreams, you may have someone in ur life... don't u worry... there will always be me...
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}
struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}
struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}
struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}
struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}
struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}
struct old_lady
{
double chin ;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}
james bond and telegu
On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu
guy.
Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "My name is Bond"
Continuing in his inimitable style, " .....James
Bond."
Then Bond asks: "And you?"
Telugu Guy: " My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba
Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda
Venkata Samba Siva
Rao..."
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply
says "James Bond"
sach...
pag pag mei sunahre phool khile, kabhi na ho kanton se samna, jeevan apka khusiyo se bhar jaye yahi hai hamari kamna...
Khusboo ki tarah apke paas bikhar jayenge, sukoon bankar dil mei utar jayenge, jara mahsus to kijiye, dur hote huye bhi paas najar aayenge....
you may have someone in ur heart, you may have someone in ur dreams, you may have someone in ur life... don't u worry... there will always be me...
Monday, November 21, 2005
खुद पर नहीं अपना मालिकाना हक है
जताने चले जग में मालिकाना हक है
लोग कहते हैं ये मुल्क है तेरा अपना
बेघर तेरा बेहतरीन मालिकाना हक है
यहाँ खूब झगड़ लिए राम रहीम ईसा
वहाँ नहीं किसी का मालिकाना हक है
दिलों में दूरियाँ तब से और बढ़ गईँ
जब से प्रकट किया मालिकाना हक है
ले फिरे है अपनी रूह बाज़ारों में रवि
मोटे असामी का ही मालिकाना हक है
जताने चले जग में मालिकाना हक है
लोग कहते हैं ये मुल्क है तेरा अपना
बेघर तेरा बेहतरीन मालिकाना हक है
यहाँ खूब झगड़ लिए राम रहीम ईसा
वहाँ नहीं किसी का मालिकाना हक है
दिलों में दूरियाँ तब से और बढ़ गईँ
जब से प्रकट किया मालिकाना हक है
ले फिरे है अपनी रूह बाज़ारों में रवि
मोटे असामी का ही मालिकाना हक है
माफ़ी के काबिल नहीं हैं ये गलतियाँ
तब भी हो रहीं गलतियों पे गलतियाँ
मौज की दृश्यावली लगती तो है पर
पीढ़ियों को सहनी होगी ये गलतियाँ
जब भी पकड़ा गया फरमाया उसने
भूल से ही हो रहीं थीं ये गलतियाँ
अब तो दौर ये आया नया है यारो
सच का जामा पहने हैं ये गलतियाँ
कभी अपनी भी गिन लो रवि तुमने
दूसरों की तो खूब गिनी ये गलतियाँ
तब भी हो रहीं गलतियों पे गलतियाँ
मौज की दृश्यावली लगती तो है पर
पीढ़ियों को सहनी होगी ये गलतियाँ
जब भी पकड़ा गया फरमाया उसने
भूल से ही हो रहीं थीं ये गलतियाँ
अब तो दौर ये आया नया है यारो
सच का जामा पहने हैं ये गलतियाँ
कभी अपनी भी गिन लो रवि तुमने
दूसरों की तो खूब गिनी ये गलतियाँ
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